((CHRIST I CAN’T….))
This would be cool except it’s more accurate for it to be lord English or sumthin
No, no you don’t understand
Jack noir is obviously the best person to play Aku.
He is, literally, a shapeshifting master. In the game he steals the black queens ring, given that the players allowed this/didn’t see it coming, and can transform into ANYTHING THAT HAS BEEN PROTOTYPED.
Imagine
If Jack had stolen the ring to the Trolls session
He would literally be the master of darkness, with insane powers from monsters that have the ability to, oh I don’t know, KILL EVERYTHING WITH A THOUGHT, like GLYBGOLYB.
Lord English was no shapeshifter on his own, and needed a ‘Host’ in order to become anything.
And, He did unleash an unspeakable evil by destroying two whole universes, including the Universe with Jade in it, Who, Because he was as much Becquerel as he was Noir, He cared about very much to the point of killing his subordinate, who was the one who initially killed her in the first place.
Jack Noir is the only person who can be in Aku’s place, in this particluar setting, because Everything that he is, and everything that Aku is, Matches up.
And Bro is just perfect and if I have to explain him so help me god I will bust a blood vessel.
This has been the explanation of Hanari’s shitty AU’s
By Hanari
i can picture octo doing this
Obligatory reblog because I nearly got into deep shit at work for laughing out loud at this.